For When A Tacky Sweater Just Doesn’t Cut It, Get Yourself A Hideous Christmas Suit

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Ugly Christmas Suit

Have you ever been to a formal Christmas party and thought to yourself, “The only thing that would make this better is if I could wear something so hideous that no one at this party would ever take me seriously again.” Luckily, the people over at Shinesty have developed the perfect product for you. It’s an ugly Christmas sweater, except it’s a whole fucking suit.

Ugly Christmas Suit

Ugly Christmas Suit

As you’ll notice, it’s not just the jacket and pants, either. It even comes with a matching tie. The whole thing just screams, “I don’t give a fuck about your dress code,” and I won’t lie, I’m pretty into it. The suits are made from 100 percent who gives a fuck, and the tie is handcrafted by a rusty machine in a third world country that hasn’t been clean since the day it was built. They’re $109, which means there’s absolutely no chance of them making it to next Christmas intact.

Does any of that matter? Probably not. This suit is for getting drunk and hitting on your boss’s daughter when he’s right in front of you. This suit is for attempting to snowboard in an urban area. This suit is for falling into the eggnog bowl. This suit is for guys who have no issue with lifting a giant middle finger at people who take themselves too seriously, and who are okay with yelling “Mariah Carey” over and over at the band until they reluctantly play “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”

This suit says, “It’s Christmas, motherfucker. Act like it.”

[via Complex]

Image via Shinesty

Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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