Formal shotgun. TFM.
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You dress like shit.
Shoes: Rack Room, Suit: Target
But his date can fucking get it
She’s got hulk hands
I’d still smash
I see what you did there
I don’t even know where to start on what’s wrong with your outfit. Really a toss up between the black shirt, red skinny tie and brown shoes with a black suit. Hellen Keller could have put together a more sensible outfit.
I’m most offended by the black shirt with the black suit. Is he going to a funeral after formal? Is he a guido going clubbing? Is he actually just color blind? I want answers.
Brown shoes with a black suit. NF
Lap me all you want but skinny ties arent bad when worn with the correct attire. Better than the fucking clown looking ties I see a lot of goobers wearing. But Ill agree, the brown shoes are just awful.
You must be the long distance boyfriend she’s had from high school based off your attire. She only took you to formal out of guilt and we all know you just wanted her sorority’s formal tshirt to show off to all of your other GDI friends. TGDIM
Based on the giant class ring he’s rocking I’m going to concur
I wish I could suffocate myself in your date’s knockers so I wouldn’t have to look at your dysfunctional outfit.
He went the extra yard and wore his high school class ring to really bring this ensemble together.
It doubles as a cock ring.
You look like a shitty magician or a waiter at the Olive Garden. Either way, go fuck yourself.
All you can eat pasta and breadsticks. FaF
I know this has already been said but it can’t be said enough..
Black suit with a black shirt – wrong
Skinny ties – wrong
Brown shoes with black suit – what the hell is this shit
Hell it looks like a damn clip on
He most likely got that suit at a JCPenney.
What a clever and original picture!