Former Miss Teen Delaware (The One Who Did Porn) Is Reportedly Rushing At U of Arkansas

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Per multiple tipsters, Melissa King, the former Miss Teen Delaware who turned in her crown after her porn video surfaced, is currently participating in sorority rush at the University of Arkansas. The entire campus is apparently buzzing about it.

Here’s one of the emails I received:

Dorn,

Hey just wanted to give you an update on girls formal rush coming up here soon at the University of Arkansas. The former Miss Teen Delaware apparently is going through rush and word spread like fucking wild fire that she also has a well know porno that resulted in her having to resign. Please write a fucking article about this. Rushees will have a fucking field day. #WooPig

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Man, this dude is amped up. That enthusiasm is contagious. #WooPig, man. Gotta love the hashtag in an email, too. That’s how you know the guy means business. The same tipster later followed up with this one:

Every sorority up here is talking about it and has seen the video. She has to be the most anticipated arrival we’ve ever had. I’ve never seen anything like this. This girl needs a movie to be made about her. She hasn’t even moved into her dorm yet and she is already a legend.

How excited is this guy? It’s like he was playing Ms. King’s video on a loop as he was typing away about it. But are the sororities in Fayetteville as spirited about King’s arrival on campus as this guy is? We won’t know until formal bids are distributed later this month.

Some backstory on the video and how the saga unfolded is due. Melissa King filmed a porno for $1,500. After it was released to the public, she resigned her crown, assumedly at the request of the pageant. According to our intern who just watched the video so he could provide me a report — I made the intern sit at the end of our conference table and watch the video in its entirety while the rest of the office sat in the room with him, just staring at him — it shows some gratuitous oral and sexual intercourse. He described it as “pretty standard smut, actually. Nothing too graphic. No anal or anything. Kinda boring. Still got wood.”

Porn website YouPorn.com later offered King $250,000 to appear on their website. King declined the offer, leaving us to assume her time in the smut game is behind her. So for now, it’s the University of Arkansas, and possibly a spot in a sorority.

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This girl deserves a bid.

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    ArkansasFratDaddy

    I just want to be the first from Arkansas to say that we couldn’t be more excited to have Ms. King with us this year. We’re gonna have us a good ole time!

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