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FOX’s Jesse Watters Hit Up SXSW And Made All The Festivalgoers Look Like Complete Losers

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As we’ve documented time and time again, FOX’s Jesse Watters exists solely to bring reason to the world and expose uneducated dipshits (typically liberals) for what they are: uneducated dipshits.

I can tell you from firsthand experience that Austin, Texas’ 2016 South by Southwest (SXSW) celebration attracted quite a few… characters. Just a wide array of garbage humans. And, while most of us didn’t have the chutzpah to make fun of them right to their face, Jesse Watters is not like most of us.

“If Trump is president are you guys gonna leave the country?”

“I’m goin’ back to Kenya.”

“Fine, less traffic.”

We love you, Watters.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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