Jimmy John’s assuming my order will be pledge pick-up. TFM.
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Jimmy johns delivers you fucking fαggot tryhard
^I happen to be a fan of hilarious inconveniences for the pledges, such as 4 A.M. jogs through town. Really helps them learn where all the bars and such are at, you know?
^ capitalize America goddamnit! Go get your shine box.
I don’t shine shoes no more…
My pledges being the Secret Service. TFTC bitches.
Goddamit you’re such a gayboy
^ don’t tell the church
Jimmy John’s assuming you’re a fucking douchebag and hawking a nice big loogie all over your Turkey Tom.
What happened to the days of the slam making you a sandwich, eliminating the need for Jimmy John’s?
Jimmy Johns fucking blows. Dumb nígger.
Because you can’t pay the delivery charge?
Why the hell are you calling ahead for food that takes 10 seconds to make
10 minutes? My food’s done before I even pay.
Laps taken. Many laps taken.
Man, those pledges must really hate you. All those jimmy johns runs make for a tough pledgeship.