Jimmy John’s assuming my order will be pledge pick-up. TFM.
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Jimmy johns delivers you fucking fαggot tryhard
^I happen to be a fan of hilarious inconveniences for the pledges, such as 4 A.M. jogs through town. Really helps them learn where all the bars and such are at, you know?
I don’t shine shoes no more…
^ capitalize America goddamnit! Go get your shine box.
My pledges being the Secret Service. TFTC bitches.
Goddamit you’re such a gayboy
^ don’t tell the church
Jimmy Johns fucking blows. Dumb nígger.
Because you can’t pay the delivery charge?
Jimmy John’s assuming you’re a fucking douchebag and hawking a nice big loogie all over your Turkey Tom.
Man, those pledges must really hate you. All those jimmy johns runs make for a tough pledgeship.
What happened to the days of the slam making you a sandwich, eliminating the need for Jimmy John’s?
Why the hell are you calling ahead for food that takes 10 seconds to make
10 minutes? My food’s done before I even pay.
Laps taken. Many laps taken.