Frat hound guarding the presents. TFM.
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For Christmas, that dog wants a new home.
High schooler #1 “Hey, if we stack up a few rack in front of the christmas tree, maybe I can get on TFM.”
High schooler #2 “Lets put the dog in there too. Frats love dogs”
High schooler #1 “Give me a second, I’ve got to grab something out of my Mom, and her boyfriends room”
High schooler #1 *Holding black bra* “Look what we can put on the top of the tree like a true fratter”
High schooler #2 “Dope, I’ve never felt one of these before. Is it dirty?”
High schooler #1 “Yeah it was in the dirty laundry”
High schooler #2 *takes enormous whiff of it*
High schooler #1 “Smells good right!?”
High schooler #2 “Yeah, that was dope”
High schooler #1 “Dope”
High schooler #2 “Alright lets get this onto the tree before my parents get back from dinner”
High schooler #1 *Throws bra on top of the tree after multiple trys*
High schooler #2 “Dope”
High schooler #1 *Gets out phone and takes picture* “This is going to be so dope, maybe we can get into a frat because of this dope pic. I just cant stand going through three more years of this public school!”
High schooler #2 “Oh shoot, is that your parents pulling up?”
High schooler #1 “Yeah, how are we getting the bra down?”
Parent *Walks in and immediately see bra on the tree*
High schooler #1 “Im sorry Mom, my friend has always wanted to see a bra and it was all his idea”
Parent “You want to see what it feels like on a real woman?”
High schooler #2 *feels bra* “This is so dope”
Porn director #1 “Alright guys, good work. Now let get the next scene going”
Porn director #2 “I can’t find the peanut butter for the dog scene”
*Film is finished and put online*
*Three hour later*
World News Headlines “All Fraternity Members Expelled from All Colleges for Beasteality and Incest”
Moral of the story
Stop jumping to conclusions on fraternity’s and TFM pictures because you never know what is true
You should polish this up and submit it to TFM. It is better than anything written by CatalinaCoke.
Even the dog is sick of your shit wildwillburr
Your house looks like a half way home
Should’ve taken some booze from your parents’ liquor cabinet to put in the picture too
Your parents need more stuff on their walls
Nice looking dog. It’s a shame he looks so sad to be living with you.
Not wrapping the presents. NF.
looks like the same amount of beer some 15 year Olds would get after a beer run at walmart.