Freshman Wide Receiver At Notre Dame Posts In-Bed Selfie With Porn Star Lisa Ann

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Athletes have all the fun — at least when it comes to banging porn stars. Freshman Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent is demonstrating that in spectacular fashion with his just shy of over the line selfie of him in bed with Lisa Ann. If you’re not up to date on porn (AKA you have a long-term girlfriend who watches your browser history like the NSA) she is the chick that starred in “Who’s Naylin’ Paylin,” which I can only imagine led to some great Sarah Palin pickup lines like, “I know you can see Russia from your house, but how about my dick?”

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Clearly I made the wrong life choices in becoming a scientist. I should have instead continued with my promising career as the smallest center ever to play the game professionally. If I did, I’d be banging out porn stars after preseason NBA games right now. Keep up the good work, Brent. If nothing else, you’ll be banging top-tier talent for the duration of your college days.

She owes it all to Belle Knox.

[via Deadspin]

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