Telling the guys that you can’t go to the bar because “the flight pattern is full,” meaning you have a slam over. TFM.
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Forrest Gump instantly assuming the child isn’t his, and that his father must be another man named Forrest. TFM.
Asking the pledges, “Do you think I like doing this?!” when they all know you very much enjoy it. TFM.
Raising money for ALS while simultaneously facilitating the largest ever wet t-shirt contest. TFM.
Making your doctor take a guess before answering his question of how many drinks you have per week. TFM.
Convincing girls to participate in a wet t-shirt contest disguised as the “Ice Bucket Challenge.” TFM.