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I always wear silly hats when I want to be taken seriously.
^^ TFTC brahh
My Fellow Americans,
Simply put, this piece of shit is why America is on the decline. His cynical and bitter outlook on life reflects his self-entitled upbringing. He has grown up to see that he is not what he was presumably brought up to believe he would be. He was obviously not blessed with anything special and instead of accepting that, playing his role in society, and being an average citizen, he has taken the initiative to rebel against the man. This is a key concept that has and will continue to bring America down. You don’t have a well paying job? All you have to do these days is go occupy a city, shit on the streets, rape some women, shoot heroin, and your problems will be solved. And the worst part is that not only the media, but our own president endorses and encourages this egregious and heinous behavior. They give the public the misconception that this works; that being a spoiled, self-entitled bitch will get you what you want out of life. They now have GDI’s like this believing that through defiance and even anarchy, anything is possible. Well, “The Undertaker”, take some advice from a stupid “Fan Boy” such as myself: Clean yourself up, get your fucking degree, and get a job. You aren’t special. As a matter of fact, as sad as it sounds, you seem to be a little bit below average. Deal with it. Be a productive member in society, understand that you will most likely never be anything special or out of the ordinary, and most importantly, work together with other productive members of society to keep America the best fucking country on earth. Additionally, why you think it is okay to yell at some jovial females to “Shut the fuck up” is beyond me. It begs the question of whether or not you have any values whatsoever and who the fuck raised you. Those actions are simply reprehensible. Lastly, I will leave you with this: I know you will most likely not take my advice. Just know that this site is home to the future elites of America; myself included. Just know, that if you are willing to rebel, fuck with us, and continue to work with your comrades to fuck up this beautiful country, you will lose. That’s a promise. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail. Good day, sir.
Very well put, frat on sir
Fucker made me come out of character.
Holy shit! Sasha is an educated and intellectually capable human being after all! This is AWESOME!
thx dood !!!!!!
Can I use this?
^^I’ll try to send it to him. ^And as far as the column goes, we are all working toward a common goal so as far as I’m concerned, frat on.
I’ll take “Powerful American Monologues” for 600, Alex
Sasha? Is that really you?
I had a special rage in my that had to be unleashed. Still in me, as a matter of fact. Sasha is hibernating as we speak.
I actually just got done writing a column that sounds a lot like this. I wrote it before I read this though, but now it will seem like I stole your ideas. Just a heads up so you can get mad at me about it later when they inevitably post my debut column.
This isn’t where I parked my car??? But anyways, frat on.
I would like to take this time to point a few things out. And I will explain them in a moment.
1.) Sasha is an idiot.
2.) You are all idiots.
You all have spent all this time and effort arguing with me about who-even-gives-a-shit. I don’t even know what the fuck Sash was trying to say but it pretty much made no logical sense. All of your panties got in a wad for somethings that someone else said about you. On the internet; a place that in fact, doesnt matter. Now, if you all were quality fraternity men that you claim to be, you would watch the video, have a laugh, and not care about what other people think about you and your brothers, especially someone who is an outsider.
Sasha, your rant up there just makes you look like an idiotic try-hard.
Also, I am not the real undertaker. Take a look at my name, go find the original undertaker comments. Chances are that’s not him either. Yes I am in a fraternity. Now everyone calm the fuck down and go about your business. Im out.
You can call us idiots…but don’t bring Sasha into this
Vote Sasha_ in 2040!
Well said however in an ideal society there would not be any gingers
You’re right, the vocabulary used in the above diatribe was a little bit much for you. I would like to start off by extending my deepest apologies to you and your family because of that. Now, on to the stuff that really matters. Your overall outlook on life (at least my take on it) is a bitter one. These 500+ comments are to tell you in many different ways, that what you are doing isn’t working. You can’t go around being upset that you weren’t naturally selected to be an elite. Appearance and social skills play a serious role in today’s corporate world. You sir, obviously lack those two things. You seem fairly intelligent, but when you are so cynical with your worldview, that intelligence doesn’t show through. This is the issue with the OWS protesters. They’re pissed off that the world and everything wasn’t handed to them on a silver platter. Instead of digging in and working harder for what they want, they throw up their hands, commit atrocities, and ask the government to step in and give them what they want. I see you either already being on the same path, or going down it very soon. No matter the content of all of these comments, the common theme is all the same; you’re not doing the right thing. The way you are living your life will not get you anywhere and we are trying to get you to understand that. There is a reason that so many affiliates of the Greek system go on to be immensely successful. It is because of our mindset, confidence, people skills, attention to detail and appearance, and last but not least, intelligence. Take something positive from all of these comments and try to change your life and prove the doubters wrong. Lastly, if you call me fucking “Sash” again, I WILL murder you and your family with my bare hands.
^You’re everything that’s wrong with America. If you don’t see that yet then at this point your are clueless and past the point of being helped. Please, go tie cinder blocks to your feet and jump into the nearest Olympic dive pool. alritey bro cya l8r dood no hard feelings lololol jk ya u should probably kill urself just joshin ya haha :p nice 2 meet dood names sasha kk #l8r byeee -Sasha
lol dood thx ^^ !!!! i meant the guy with downs above u bro !!!
^You should have just done it how you usually type your comments.
^And by this message, I mean the long one you wrote.
Sasha. May I call you Sasha? Sash? Ok so Sash, how does what your saying up there make any sense?
As in, “you’re a disgrace to Wings fans everywhere” or “if you’re from Kalamazoo, you’re probably poor.”
^^^If you’re asking for clarification about something written in plain English, that has coherent sentences, and is related to you, then you really are retarded.
So how does someone else’s opinion of me effect my view on life. My outlook is still cheery Sash.
^ Just as the entire community on this site comes together to rip this guy apart, an asshole like you has to come along and play the other side. At this point it would be worthwhile for you to join that piece of shit because you are just as bad at this point. Go fuck yourself, eat a pince cone, and die. You are why this site and the Greek system in America are on the decline.
Somebody, for the love of God, please post this rant on the homepage. Better yet, just fuck it, and put it in the constitution right next to that big ‘ole Hancock.
I have a new found respect for Sasha after seeing this.
Send this message to him and see what you get as a reply.
Exceptional. Cheers, Sasha
looks like someone didn’t get a bid….fuckin geeds
Can you comment on whether or not Burger King is bringing back the angry whopper that thing was fucking delicious. Also I think it’s nice the manager let you decorate the stock room
Hm…..Something may have been done here.
Burger king doesn’t want him to give his ass burgers to other people. Health risk
It’s not our fault his parents/parent didn’t love him enough to fix his teeth, or make him go to college. Fuck the haircut I’d setting for him cutting his wrist.
^^^parents, howler monkey and the annoying orange
^ parents, 2 dads I suspect.
Nah if he had two dads at least one of them would show him some class instead of taking him to geed-con as a kid.
This is Sasha’s older sister, Serenity.
Hahaha I liked this one.
I can’t deny that I too, got a good laugh out of this.
^ Sasha talk normal? Me no understand…
I thought the Columbine shooters killed themselves. Guess one didn’t.
^Yeah, you are indeed running out of time. I have you in the pool for tomorrow by stanglebation. Don’t let me down, you sack of cat shit.
^ YES! That is awesome!
^Said no girl, ever.
Wait. You STILL haven’t killed yourself yet!? You need to hurry up and get right on that, champ.
His shirt is very fitting.
^ this guy
Why? Am I running out of time or something?
^ at the end of the day, you’ll be thinking “oh I showed those frat guys so good! Can’t wait to show my friends and talk about it for days” but fifteen minutes after any of us get off the John and stop scrolling tfm, we’ll forget you even exist. The fact of the matter is we’ll forget you… Faster than you think but you won’t forget us. One more point, just to add insult to injury… We pull the girls you try so hard for and get friend zoned from, with 0 effort. enjoy your life and the ugly slut you marry because she was the “first one to actually touch it dude!!!”. Carry on
I’ll get right on that.
In all seriousness, we should be scared of this guy. I mean, he’s wearing a chevelle shirt so he must be pretty hardcore….Haha what a queer. Go play ultimate geedsbee in traffic.
I’ve seen a lot of mentally-deficient comments in my time, trust me, but holy jumpin’ fucking shitballs, do the inhabitants of this website take the cake.
1) I am glad the undertaker was able to get in touch with his ONE Internet friend to come support him on a website he and you have no business being on. It really was nice of you to step away from world of Warcraft for a few minutes to make an account.
2) Could you post a link to a video of yours so we can break you down bit by bit because of how awful you look?
3) You are a douche
Haha he quoted me 🙂
Haha cool bro.