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I always wear silly hats when I want to be taken seriously.
^^ TFTC brahh
My Fellow Americans,
Simply put, this piece of shit is why America is on the decline. His cynical and bitter outlook on life reflects his self-entitled upbringing. He has grown up to see that he is not what he was presumably brought up to believe he would be. He was obviously not blessed with anything special and instead of accepting that, playing his role in society, and being an average citizen, he has taken the initiative to rebel against the man. This is a key concept that has and will continue to bring America down. You don’t have a well paying job? All you have to do these days is go occupy a city, shit on the streets, rape some women, shoot heroin, and your problems will be solved. And the worst part is that not only the media, but our own president endorses and encourages this egregious and heinous behavior. They give the public the misconception that this works; that being a spoiled, self-entitled bitch will get you what you want out of life. They now have GDI’s like this believing that through defiance and even anarchy, anything is possible. Well, “The Undertaker”, take some advice from a stupid “Fan Boy” such as myself: Clean yourself up, get your fucking degree, and get a job. You aren’t special. As a matter of fact, as sad as it sounds, you seem to be a little bit below average. Deal with it. Be a productive member in society, understand that you will most likely never be anything special or out of the ordinary, and most importantly, work together with other productive members of society to keep America the best fucking country on earth. Additionally, why you think it is okay to yell at some jovial females to “Shut the fuck up” is beyond me. It begs the question of whether or not you have any values whatsoever and who the fuck raised you. Those actions are simply reprehensible. Lastly, I will leave you with this: I know you will most likely not take my advice. Just know that this site is home to the future elites of America; myself included. Just know, that if you are willing to rebel, fuck with us, and continue to work with your comrades to fuck up this beautiful country, you will lose. That’s a promise. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail. Good day, sir.
Can I use this?
Well said however in an ideal society there would not be any gingers
Sasha? Is that really you?
Fucker made me come out of character.
^You should have just done it how you usually type your comments.
I had a special rage in my that had to be unleashed. Still in me, as a matter of fact. Sasha is hibernating as we speak.
Send this message to him and see what you get as a reply.
Exceptional. Cheers, Sasha
^And by this message, I mean the long one you wrote.
I actually just got done writing a column that sounds a lot like this. I wrote it before I read this though, but now it will seem like I stole your ideas. Just a heads up so you can get mad at me about it later when they inevitably post my debut column.
^^I’ll try to send it to him. ^And as far as the column goes, we are all working toward a common goal so as far as I’m concerned, frat on.
Vote Sasha_ in 2040!
This isn’t where I parked my car??? But anyways, frat on.
Holy shit! Sasha is an educated and intellectually capable human being after all! This is AWESOME!
thx dood !!!!!!
Somebody, for the love of God, please post this rant on the homepage. Better yet, just fuck it, and put it in the constitution right next to that big ‘ole Hancock.
Very well put, frat on sir
Sasha. May I call you Sasha? Sash? Ok so Sash, how does what your saying up there make any sense?
As in, “you’re a disgrace to Wings fans everywhere” or “if you’re from Kalamazoo, you’re probably poor.”
I have a new found respect for Sasha after seeing this.
^^^If you’re asking for clarification about something written in plain English, that has coherent sentences, and is related to you, then you really are retarded.
You’re right, the vocabulary used in the above diatribe was a little bit much for you. I would like to start off by extending my deepest apologies to you and your family because of that. Now, on to the stuff that really matters. Your overall outlook on life (at least my take on it) is a bitter one. These 500+ comments are to tell you in many different ways, that what you are doing isn’t working. You can’t go around being upset that you weren’t naturally selected to be an elite. Appearance and social skills play a serious role in today’s corporate world. You sir, obviously lack those two things. You seem fairly intelligent, but when you are so cynical with your worldview, that intelligence doesn’t show through. This is the issue with the OWS protesters. They’re pissed off that the world and everything wasn’t handed to them on a silver platter. Instead of digging in and working harder for what they want, they throw up their hands, commit atrocities, and ask the government to step in and give them what they want. I see you either already being on the same path, or going down it very soon. No matter the content of all of these comments, the common theme is all the same; you’re not doing the right thing. The way you are living your life will not get you anywhere and we are trying to get you to understand that. There is a reason that so many affiliates of the Greek system go on to be immensely successful. It is because of our mindset, confidence, people skills, attention to detail and appearance, and last but not least, intelligence. Take something positive from all of these comments and try to change your life and prove the doubters wrong. Lastly, if you call me fucking “Sash” again, I WILL murder you and your family with my bare hands.
I’ll take “Powerful American Monologues” for 600, Alex
So how does someone else’s opinion of me effect my view on life. My outlook is still cheery Sash.
^You’re everything that’s wrong with America. If you don’t see that yet then at this point your are clueless and past the point of being helped. Please, go tie cinder blocks to your feet and jump into the nearest Olympic dive pool. alritey bro cya l8r dood no hard feelings lololol jk ya u should probably kill urself just joshin ya haha :p nice 2 meet dood names sasha kk #l8r byeee -Sasha
I would like to take this time to point a few things out. And I will explain them in a moment.
1.) Sasha is an idiot.
2.) You are all idiots.
You all have spent all this time and effort arguing with me about who-even-gives-a-shit. I don’t even know what the fuck Sash was trying to say but it pretty much made no logical sense. All of your panties got in a wad for somethings that someone else said about you. On the internet; a place that in fact, doesnt matter. Now, if you all were quality fraternity men that you claim to be, you would watch the video, have a laugh, and not care about what other people think about you and your brothers, especially someone who is an outsider.
Sasha, your rant up there just makes you look like an idiotic try-hard.
Also, I am not the real undertaker. Take a look at my name, go find the original undertaker comments. Chances are that’s not him either. Yes I am in a fraternity. Now everyone calm the fuck down and go about your business. Im out.
You can call us idiots…but don’t bring Sasha into this
^ Just as the entire community on this site comes together to rip this guy apart, an asshole like you has to come along and play the other side. At this point it would be worthwhile for you to join that piece of shit because you are just as bad at this point. Go fuck yourself, eat a pince cone, and die. You are why this site and the Greek system in America are on the decline.
lol dood thx ^^ !!!! i meant the guy with downs above u bro !!!
There is nothing I would like to do more in this life than to filet his skin with shards of broken glass, stick an ice-pick into his retina and meticulously pull it out his eye-socket so that I could dip his dangling pupil into a deep fryer, and then put on a Rich Rod mask and sodomize his urethra with the Gillette Mach 3 razor that I shave my taint with.
(I should probably want more in this life.)
This one he’ll probably like.
Dude what? Say it ain’t so. It seemed like just yesterday that you were rhapsodizing on the merits of an unshaven testicular sack.
Fuck Rich Rod. Damn , that’s was descriptive and messed up.
While I still believe that gray pubes make your scrotum look distinguished, I can’t judge someone for shaving the taint to prevent a frothy buildup of stool, hair, and corn.
After all, we’re not barbarians, for God’s sake!
You make some solid points. As for the term taint itself, I can’t hear it without remembering a pledge from this last spring who is now stuck with that nickname for life. Good shit.
How exactly does one rip out an eye socket? Maybe an eyeball. It’s stupid fratboy fan boys like you who dont know the difference between an eyeball and eye socket that make me hate the American educational system.
^ Go back and re-read the post undertaker. It is fucking morons like you, who would blame the ‘American education system’ for failing because you can’t comprehend a simple statement, that make people like us hate people like you.
You sounded like a whiney pussy in your video “the drunk girls are too loud, and I am a 20 year old curmudgeon because I have no friends” Stop making it your mission to be a fucking goober and people won’t treat you like one.
^This. ^^Keep replying. You just made yourself look like a clown. Guess that “American Education System” isn’t treating you well, huh? To top that off, you are just giving TFM REAL money. Yes, they make money off of you and your comments. They also make tons more than you ever will with your YouTube channel. Haha, sucks to suck doesn’t it?
You sick bastard. I approve.
You guys seem really upset.
^Yeah, I remember my first time on the Internet.
I’m thinking he’s upset for 2 reasons 1) his boyfriend stopped pulling on his hair and that’s why he keeps it long or 2) he doesn’t have a soul and therefore who decides to take it out on everyone that does have a soul. He’s so upset that he feels the need to respond to every comment, must live a real fulfilling life shining shoes.
This is Sasha’s older sister, Serenity.
Hahaha I liked this one.
I can’t deny that I too, got a good laugh out of this.
^ Sasha talk normal? Me no understand…
wHY IS EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF HIM?!?!? HE IS MENTALLY RETARDED!!! YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!!
lol i thought for sure he was gonna start crying reading those comments
I would cry too if I was a self-righteous Red Wings fan.
Looks like we pissed him off good, boys. And good call on the carpet.
He’s not mentally retarded he has Aspergers. Aspergers just gives you a bad attitude, a “lost” state of mind, and terrible social skills but at the same time you have an incredibly high IQ. My cousin has it
Cut your hair before you make your next video or go on a job interview, otherwise no one is ever going to care what you think
I’m shaking in my boots.
Being a tool isn’t a mental handicap. I’ll believe that when some Dem tries to make me pay for his treatment.
What do gingers and guns have in common?
Keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
Answering your own question before someone else has time to answer it. TFM.
I would say this guys isn’t even worth the time it takes to comment, but it’s just too much fucking fun
If anyone would like to donate to the United States Autism and Asperger’s Association just visit their website: http://www.usautism.org/
Let us do our part as elite citizens and engage ourselves in philanthropy so we can help eradicate misguided scum such as this from our children’s futures.
It is saddening to think that our men and women in the military are giving up their lives for this kid’s freedom of speech. It is a shame.
This guys gets it
Why did he do a Derka voice?
I want to punch this guy in the face.
His beavis and butthead voices were pretty funny
Im shocked the comments weren’t funnier
^ he clearly just posted the slighty bland and basically whimsical comments in order to make us sound like unintelligent drunks. Fuck that geed
Fuck, he’s using big words. We’re all boned.
Thesaurus? Isn’t that some kind of dinosaur?
^ something was done here.
^ This guy gets it.
^^^^Motherfucker x4, that
Holy jumpin’ Jesus on a cheese cracker, something was done way up there
Having trouble understanding what I’m saying?
^ I hate everything that you represent. You’re probably adopted and nobody loves you. Please die in a fire.
^^This guy may know some big words, but he apparently doesn’t understand sarcasm.
Why is undertaker on this site? Get off of here and stop watching pro wrestling cause its fake. And to ^ great fucking name
This guy clearly has some intelligence. He seems like the kind of guy that will piss all of that away in the spirit of being too smart or enlightened to bother with stupid schools and shit. He’ll wind up at midlife, gotten nowhere and blaming it on society for holding him back because he’s a non-conformist.
^fucking this. And the reason why there were so many comments about his hair is that the thought of someone looking like that working at any high-paying job is laughable.
^Someone looking like that, period, is laughable.
Spot on everyone. People with long hair SHOULD care.
Quick, grab your thesaurus.
Something ate his head.
Something was done here
why would i wear a condom plan b is what fifty bucks
That hat is probably the best contraceptive available
^ this guy gets it
plan b = plan a
^^^ more people should appreciate this comment. Well done.
^^^^ That hat is a 100% guarantee of no STD or pregnancy. It’s called abstinence
Because you might accidentally have a kid that turns out to be like this fucking GDI…
I think this guy just turned me pro-choice…
^^ False. Abstinence is only 99.99% effective, look at Jesus.
If his hat doesn’t drive them away, I bet his attitude will. Nice to see he rehearsed that rant and pulled a few words from his dictionary. As for his blasphemy at the end, I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
It’s not our fault his parents/parent didn’t love him enough to fix his teeth, or make him go to college. Fuck the haircut I’d setting for him cutting his wrist.
^ parents, 2 dads I suspect.
Nah if he had two dads at least one of them would show him some class instead of taking him to geed-con as a kid.
^^^parents, howler monkey and the annoying orange