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Geeds Announce Their Revolution

This is terrifying. These geeds appear to be organizing. Something has gone horribly wrong.

“You remember that one moment when somebody stands up for you in a subway. It feels nice, doesn’t it?” No. I don’t remember that moment because I don’t ride the subway, and if I did I’d be throwing foreigners from their seats before giving them the opportunity to stand. For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, geeds (pronunciation: |jēds|) are GDIs. God Damn Independents. And they seem to be forming some sort of well-meaning assembly to better the world, presumably for other geeds. The last thing we want are geeds helping geeds. Especially geeds who appear to be exchange students that think the word is pronounced with a hard “G” and formed when the words “good deeds” are combined.

I can’t watch this video, particularly from :10 to :20, without bursting into laughter. I’m sorry, but this is one of the stupidest fucking hilarious things I’ve ever seen. I had to post it in order to share the horror.

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