Everyone knows college is the best four years of your life. Everything before college is just preparing you for it, and everything afterward is just shit. You graduate, and then you patiently wait to die.
Well, thankfully, two genius entrepreneurs have invented a virtual reality product that will allow everyone to relive college as often as we want while waiting for the Reaper. Heck, you didn’t even have to go to college! You could be some loser working at McDonald’s with a GED and still have the college experience thanks to this revolutionary technological advancement.
I just donated my entire paycheck..