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George H.W. Bush Is Celebrating His 90th Birthday Today By Jumping Out Of A Plane

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If you couldn’t tell by his paramount sock game, 41 is an all-American badass. The second half of Reagan-Bush ’84 turns 90 today, and he celebrated this impressive milestone in one of the coolest ways imaginable.

From CNN:

Bush has parachuted seven times – once when he was shot down as a Navy pilot during World War II and the other six voluntary, including jumps to celebrate his 75th, 80th and 85th birthdays.

Today, he added one more to this list.



Let me make clear how cool Bush the elder is: He once parachuted involuntarily. He wasn’t trying to jump out of a plane–life just kind of threw a curveball at him. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure there is no non-cool way of parachuting involuntarily. HDub couldn’t get any more frat if he tried.

Bush, Sr. jumped into the skyward blue today to celebrate 5 more years of life, and I believe I speak for everyone when I say that we wish him many more than that. Happy birthday, Mr. President.

[via CNN]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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