Randomly texting the ex-slam who is now in a relationship, just to keep her on her toes. TFM.
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America naming its measurement system “Standard,” fully aware it’s the only country using it. TFM.
Having to be reminded that “this isn’t a fraternity house” while home on summer vacation. TFM.
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Photos that make you a legend while simultaneously disqualifying you for any future political office. TFM.