Instilling character in your younger brother over Christmas break by making him clean your room and learn how to pour the perfect whiskey ginger. TFM.
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Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM.
Getting the wrong lens prescription because you took the eye exam while intoxicated. TFM.
Describing every competition you don’t win as “horse shit,” “rigged,” or “un-American.” TFM.