Wearing a Puerto Rico visor because it says I’m an affluent world traveler, yet still like to stay under The United States’ jurisdiction. TFM.
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Telling the pledges you’re giving up hazing for Lent, then reminding them you’re in a Jewish fraternity. TFM.
Spending all night convincing her you’re not trying to get in her pants just to get in her pants. TFM.