Georgia Running Back Todd Gurley Suspended Indefinitely

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There isn’t a lot of info to this story so far, but what we do know is that the half man, half machine, crown prince of the smashmouth run, and the defiler of attempted arm tackle known as Todd Gurley has been suspended indefinitely pending an investigation for violation of NCAA rules.

Head coach, Mark Richt, gave a pretty standard answer: “I’m obviously very disappointed. The important thing for our team is to turn all our attention toward preparation for Missouri.” Well, I hate to break it to you coach. Mizzou might not be a monster this year, but Gurley was basically the only thing you had going for you. The man is basically the Greek hero tasked with defending your program, and if I recall from the Brad Pitt’s torso vehicle, Troy, the city didn’t fare so well after Hector got taken down.

Oh and Todd, if you end up serving a long suspension, I hope you got paid REALLY well.

[via GeorgiaDogs.com]

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Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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