Getting out of this. TFM.
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Thought about reading this, then realized I don’t give a shit.
fucking hardass ^
And that is how it is done. Beating the system. TFM
Frat. I bet the chick was jank as fuck though
Someone doesn’t get road head
^I generally just get head at my place, but try a little harder next time, champ.
^ Did you hear that guys, he gets head.
Ok balling like a bitch about what this could implicate upon you is not a TFM
Your grammar could use some serious work. I feel like you’re trying to communicate with us, but you just can’t quite do it.
^This. Fuck you. I hate that guy. So I hate you too.
^ Points for rhyming.
Haha this happened like two days after this kid got done pledging. Still funny as shit even the second time reading it. FaF
To the freshman that got away with this at Southern, props to you good sir. If I knew who you were I’d shake your hand and buy you a beer since you can’t yourself.
Pssssssssst…. He’s that guy! ^
“when I was putting him in the car he asked if he could urinate first. I replied no, that he would have to wait until we get to the station. He replied that he would just go in my car.” -TFM.
“I’ll do what I have to do”
^,^^ Best parts of the document.
Immediately apparent he had an erection (from the bulge in his pants) hahahahahaha. Was he all like “is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me”
When issued his situations he debated signing them, and then started to tear up the citation for failure to maintain lane. FaF
I stopped reading at Ford Ranger.
it’s actually pretty fucking hilarious, worth reading the novel of a police report.