Huge report due Monday. Spent the entire week surfing the web and owning happy hours. Currently trying to buy adderall through Craigs List. TFM.
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Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Being such a good bullshitter that you convince yourself you have feelings for her. TFM.
Attempting to represent yourself in court with half a semester of pre-law under your belt. TFM.
Loudly calling dibs on a girl on a campus tour that’s clearly walking next to her father. TFM.