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Done it before
You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?
MY FINGER! MY FINGER!
Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure
“So this one time in high school….”(Insert story about how much of a badass you are for dislocating your pinkie at football practice.)
GATA MOTHER FUCKER
Hey looked at it and was like now they know! Extra ligaments.
I’ll give him style points. No wincing and cryin, just “coach, fingers backwards, gotta sit this play out” as he casually jogs off the field