Everyone copes with defeat differently. Some give pledges a paddle swat for every electoral college vote that went in President Obama’s favor. Others text innocent Michiganders cross-country death threats from office election parties in Austin, Texas (I won’t name names…but it starts with A and rhymes with Shmallen).
As for Diane Sawyer, well, homegirl got her Srat on.
When later pressed about the incriminating evidence, Ms. Sawyer took to her (totally legitimate) Twitter account to respond:
im not drunk u gusys r dunk
— Drunk Diane Sawyer (@DrnkDianeSawyer) November 7, 2012