What’s the deal with all these shameless, perverted freaks out there who are so willing to carpet bomb girls with the creepiest shit imaginable? “You’re hot. You wanna send me some nudes and then maybe give me a blow job later?” She doesn’t, man. Stuff like this has got to have, like, a 0.001 percent success rate, right? Hell, maybe I’m wrong. I’m not on Tinder. Maybe the game has changed.
What happened to the days of casting a line, working your lure a little bit, letting her take a nibble, and finally, if she likes what you have going on, getting her to latch down? Kids these days hang off the sides of boats and try to spot their catches just under the water’s surface. Then they eventually attempt to reach in and barehand them–it’s craziness.
One girl, who goes by instagranniepants on Instagram, is fed up with the obnoxious Tinder perverts. She started sketching the ones who she felt had crossed the proverbial line of shame, and she posted her sketches to her Instagram account. She’s a decent little artist, too. Oh–she also gave them all tiny dicks, because she felt they all deserved tiny dicks.
I’m not sure of our stance on showing hand-drawn dicks, even tiny ones, so I cropped them all out to stay on the safe side. However, you can view the full images on her Instagram page. There are a bunch there, and some are hilarious.
Here are a few of them, dicks cropped: