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Girls Go Tits Out For Freedom On National Topless Day

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If there was ever a day to be in New York City, it was yesterday. Usually when you visit the Big Apple, all you’ll see are a bunch of shiny advertisements, a boring-ass play, and maybe one or two homeless dudes jacking it. But yesterday, visitors were treated to the most heavenly of sights imaginable: a sea of titties bouncing through Manhattan.

In celebration of National Topless Day, men and women took to the streets of NYC to demonstrate their right to blast nips in public. This National Topless Day was a particularly special one, too, occurring amidst Mayor Bill de Blasio’s baffling campaign to cover up boobs in the city forever.

From Complex:

Today is National Topless Day and across the country, women and men took to the streets to protest everyone’s right to go shirtless in public. Mayor of New York City Bill de Blasio has conceded that baring one’s chest in public, regardless of gender, is a “First Amendment protection,” although he prefaced that by saying “It makes no sense, but.”

Jesus Christ, Bill. Lighten up. Everybody loves looking at boobs, even if they’re attracted to dudes. Not only is the public sight of them protected by the First Amendment, but in the turbulent times we live in, a little flash of some Grade A Boobage is just what we need. Within them, female boobies bear great power (and milk if she’s preggers). The power to make men cast their differences aside. Boobs can grab the far left and the far right of the political spectrum and push them together, lifting them up together in harmony, like a giant push-up bra.

Stand down, Mr. de Blasio. Let freedom ring, from chest to shining chest.

[via Complex]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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