Watching a group of girls take a million selfies with multiple cell phones is so much funnier with commentary from older men who just don’t get it. And I’m right there with them. I am these men. I don’t really get it and I grew up with cell phones that take pictures. These guys grew up with landlines and no caller ID, then they had pagers — pagers! — before the cell phone era got traction. It makes for a funny generational disconnect.
Selfies, though. Ugh. We’re all just a bunch of self-important shitbags, aren’t we? Oh damn, I’m eating a churro at a baseball game. That’s not something that happens every day. I better take a picture of myself holding it. Oh wait, Rebecca, get in here, you hoe bag. Check out this motherfucking churro. Selfie time! #ChurroLife. This hotdog is a foot long. It’s a footlong hotdog. That’s crazy because most hotdogs are like half this size. I’m bout to selfie the fuck out this footlong so all my friends will know that I ate a footlong today. #FootlongBitches.
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) October 1, 2015
Below is the full video, old man commentary included.
Just absolutely no clue what’s going on in the game, but fuck it, they look cute and those churro selfies last forever..
Image via Twitter/ @Dbacks