Great news for all you guys and gals to read just before you head out to the bars for happy hour. Doctors are starting to see stronger cases of gonorrhea that are becoming resistant to current antibiotics. They fear the sexually transmitted disease could eventually be untreatable with modern medicine.
“Our last line of defense against gonorrhea is weakening,” Dr. Jonathan Mermin, director of the CDC’s National Center for HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STD, and TB Prevention, said in a press release on Wednesday. “If resistance continues to increase and spread, current treatment will ultimately fail and 800,000 Americans a year will be at risk for untreatable gonorrhea.”
Crazy, crazy times we’re living in. Thankfully, if you go through the proper steps and take the necessary precautions, this new super clap shouldn’t be too big of an issue.
“But condoms fucking suck, Dan.”
Uh, who said anything about condoms? Not only do dick baggies take away virtually all pleasure, but birth control is a slap in the face to the big man upstairs. Pretty sure it’s all in the bible, black and white, clear as crystal. It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than spill it on the ground… out of a leaky rubber. Just do as any good Catholic would: raw dog that shit, pray you pulled out in time, and feel really guilty about your immoral transgressions.
By proper steps, I mean don’t get tested. If you never get diagnosed with an STD, you can never have it. That’s just science..
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