Picture this: You just finished your first week of college classes and all you want is food, beer, and a nap. Being an innocent freshman, the only means you have of finding a way around your new home is a smartphone with GPS. It’s a big campus, so you quickly find yourself lost among towering mansions and perfectly kept yards. Not one to be intimidated by the finer things in life, you press on. Suddenly, you see a light in the distance. Your phone is telling you that, between the columns and ivy, there lies a Chick-fil-A just begging to be visited. Blinded by hunger and nerves, you leap up the steps of the biggest chicken joint you’ve ever seen and open the door, only to be greeted by the gasps of a shocked sorority. That was the case at the University of Alabama, where apparently the Delta Zeta house is masquerading as a house of God and chicken.
As for Delta Zeta, they’re dealing with a serious game changer. Everyone knows the ladies love nuggets, so the first house rushees will want to visit is one disguised as a place that provides them. Supply the newcomers with a party platter of nuggets and some white zinfandel, and you’ve got your pick of the litter before the other sororities can even get their faces on. It’s a textbook fishing with dynamite situation that’s just begging to be capitalized on. Google and Jesus are on your side DZ, and the last thing you want to do is let them down. Seize the day, ladies..
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