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Gronk Gets Dick Touched And Upgrades To First Class

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There are three people in this world who I look at as role models. Those three gentlemen are Sly Stallone, Ryen Russillo, and the man who is the focus of this article, Rob Gronkowski. Whenever I get stuck in a jam or just need general knowledge on how to live my life, I often ask myself, “What would Gronk do?” Nine times out of 10, it results in me scoring, whether I’m on the intramural football field or not. Unfortunately, nine times out of 10, I leave with a new injury I had never previously sustained. Regardless, it always ends up steering me in the right direction to becoming a better bro.

The latest Gronk news comes from a female acquaintance he met at the airport last weekend. In classic Gronkowski fashion, he not only managed to get his little Gronk touched, but he also got upgraded to first class.

From Barstool Sports:

I gave up first class seats to grab gronks dick. His ticket was in an extra leg room aisle, I was in first class and he asked for our seats. I told him I’d do it but asked what’s in it for me. He signed his boarding pass and gave it to me, we shot the shit for 20 minutes in the air and he gave me his boxers after. Win win, no??

Well played, Rob. Well played indeed.

I once gave up my boxers for a girl’s 21st birthday checklist. In exchange, I had to buy shots for all her friends and her. Seemed like a good trade at the time…until she had to be carried out by said friends.

You win some and you lose some, but Gronk definitely picked up the W here.

[via Barstool Sports]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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