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Gronk Is Confused By Time Travel

Confused Gronk is confused.

Gotta love New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. Dude has the innocence of a love-struck puppy. Not trying to player hate, but let’s be honest — if Gronk weren’t a multi-millionaire with the jawline of Zeus, my number one homey would probably be pulling garbage pickup duty based upon the things that occasionally slip from that mouth of his.

In this latest installment in the never-ending Summer of Gronk, the big guy sat down with Scott Zolak, a radio personality at Boston’s 98.5 The Sports Hub. Somehow, the topic jumped to superpowers. Hilarity ensues.

Zolak: “If you could have a superpower, what would that one superpower be?”

Gronk: “Man, like, a time machine.”

Zolak: “You could be invisible…”

Gronk: “Does time machine count?”

Zolak: “Let’s do it. We could build a time machine right here.”

Gronk: “Like, if I could just be like ‘I want to be in Florida right now,’ and then, boom, I’m in Florida.”

Zolak: “That’d be more like a transporter, like…”

Gronk: “Yeah, is that a superpower?”

C;mon, Zolak. What are you doing throwing those hard-hitting nerd questions at Gronk? Let’s leave the superhero stuff to the pipsqueaks.

Gronk handled this textbook case of “gotcha journalism” pretty immaculately. Time travelling to Florida? Guy’s just throwing all the rules out the window. Respect the hustle.

[via Bleacher Report]

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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