#ButtStuff has seen its popularity skyrocket in the past year. It’s a movement that a lot of men have gotten behind. Whether it’s asking a girl on Tinder if she’s down for a quick ride down the Hershey Highway for the night or you’re simply slipping it in as a birthday surprise for some girl, it’s captured the hearts (and buttholes) of everyone across this fine nation.
With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, you’re probably looking for a good way to ask your Saturday girl for anal. Thanks to this genius, you’re one step closer to what can be considered as the biggest guarantee of the year. This guy decided to write his girl what seems to be a harmless, sappy letter, but it turns out there was a little surprise waiting for her.
She must have been so smitten from this man’s handwritten love letter — but then he slid this over the letter as if to say, “I love you, but I really need to stick it in your pooper now.” Flawless execution. Give this man an award.
Booplesnoot HAS to accept it now. You can’t knock the guy for being one creative son of a bitch. Do it for the man, do it for movement, but most importantly, do it for America..