“Text me all bids, I’ll also send more photos for verification. I can prove she was at the house.”
Obviously, the first thing I did was throw this dude a text to see what was up. That was at 7:41 p.m. CST and I haven’t yet heard back from him. That could be for several reasons.
Maybe he’s fielding an onslaught of texts and calls from Los Angeles’s perv sector and simply hasn’t gotten to me yet. Maybe it’s already sold. Maybe he’s collecting numbers as part of a wide-net scam and my identity is in danger of being compromised. Or maybe he’s just totally full of shit and he’s elaborately pranking his buddy by enlisting the help of L.A. to blow his phone up.
The first two options are the only intriguing ones, because they could mean this is legit. Below is the post from Craigslist.
2 days ago Emily Ratajkowski left this thong at my house. No, unfortunately I didn’t bang her, she just changed into her bathing suit in our bathroom and forgot it. But I’m not one to pass up a business opportunity so here they are!
They seem pretty new. Price is listed at $50 but if you want to offer more you’ll move to the front of the line. Buyer pays shipping obviously. This is really a once in a life time opportunity for most of you.
Text me all bids, I’ll also send more photos for verification. I can prove she was at the house.
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My guess: This is a prank. The photo he posted is a big red flag. That looks like a product photo from a website. Why not take a quick pic of her drawers draped over your living room chair or something, dude? And $50?! I’m pretty sure the retail price for these is more than $50. This is emrata we’re talking about.
Anyway, I’ll let you perverts know if I hear from him. I know one of you sick sons of bitches will throw some cash at it..
Update: He posted a newer pic.