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I’ll probably get lapped for this, but one of the happiest days of my life was when I found out I was going to be a father.
That is great, truly. I’d like to think it will be the case for many people as well.
And I might get lapped for this but just a question: is someone more likely to get like ^’d for saying “I might get laps for this…” ? Seen that happen a lot lately.
I had the same thought. I think there’s a lot of “I’ll show you who’ll probably get lapped!” mentality around here. Probably also helps that this guy’s user name is what it is. I mean, who would tell a soldier and proud father to take a lap?
It doesn’t hurt that I’ve been around here for a while either. But you’re right. I just know the mentality around here has kind of always been “I’m happy I’m not a father on Father’s Day”. I can’t say I disagreed with that before I had children. Although I’m going to get payback for everything I ever did in college. I have a blonde hair, blue eyed daughter. I’m fucked.
How long until she’s 16?
11 years. But in father/daughter time, it feels like 11 minutes. Man, it feels like I just brought her home from the hospital after she was born. Next thing I know she’s in school. After seeing this video, I made sure I gave her a big hug as soon as she got home from school today. There aren’t words to describe.
After being home about week after being born, my ex asked me why she didn’t hear the “click” of the car seat being locked in place. I didn’t know there was supposed to be a click. Apparently I’d been driving around with the baby unsecured in the back seat of my truck. It’s a wonder she’s made it with me being her dad.
I dunno. If the nazi race were to make a comeback I’d say your in luck. Otherwise… May God have mercy on your soul.
I dunno. Raise her right and you might be OK. Easy for me to say. I’ve got twin boys.
True. She will know how to field strip and clean an M4 before she will know how to drive. I’m also hiring a hitman to follow her and her dates around when she starts dating.
“Devastated” is overestimating his reaction a bit don’t you think.
Fuck off, Intern. Once again you deliver a great caption with unimpressive content.
He’s going to need a lot more than those 2 beers.
All depends on age. I hope I can breed in the future.
Hopefully is was some good beer though
You can literally see the life being sucked out of this guy. Either way at least she got him beer.
I don’t think you know what devastated means.
If I see one more stupid advertisement with Cuba Gooding Jr. and a bunch of low key idiots from comedy central I just might put my fist through my computer screen.
This is without question the best video that’s ever been posted on here