Guy Leaks Sex Tape, Girl Burns His Dick Off With Battery Acid

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Humphrey Khoza, 25, of South Africa, was attacked by a woman we can assume is now his ex-girlfriend, as she poured battery acid on his tender region while he was out drinking some brews with his buddies. This occurred after she found out about a sex tape he made of them that went viral. His package is schlong-gone. Pissing through a tube. Game over.

According to Khoza, they both consented to the sex. However, “…she was not aware that I was filming the sex using my laptop computer,” Khoza said. “I did not intend to show anyone the video and I still don’t know how it got onto social media.”

Ah, the classic “Babe, I swear it wasn’t me, my computer must have been hacked — I never meant for all of my friends to see it” defense. Pretty ballsy of you, Mr. Khoza. It went viral one way or another, and he is dealing with the consequences.

Khoza has been advised to press charges, but he said he doesn’t see the point.

“Even if I press charges it is useless because it won’t bring back my manhood,” he said. He’s getting surgery, but nothing is ever going to work again.

Some would be quick to say, “Aw, poor guy,” but let’s take a step back. He videotaped himself having sex with a girl without her consenting to the recording. If that’s not sketchy or creepy enough for you, the girl was only 17. Whoa there.

What are the consent laws down in South Africa, you ask? Complicated. According to ageofconsent.com, the age of heterosexual consent is 16, but her parents could potentially sue if they feel she shouldn’t be able to give consent. But wait, there’s more.

If you use that same page outlining ages of consent as a reference, Dickless over here made and distributed child pornography. You need to think these things through, Humphrey. The original story has no mention of any suits or charges regarding child pornography, but getting half a sex change may only be the beginning of Khoza’s troubles.

Let this serve as a lesson to all of you. While it may be cool to Snapchat yourself banging and send it to StateSnaps, you might get your dick burned off. Also, no minors.

Good God, the world is insane.

[via CitiFMOnline]

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