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Making no other excuses for your behavior other than being an American. TFM.
Thats a bold strategy, cotton..
I mean 1 for 199….. its not like he totally failed.
Its numbers game, goose.
Dorn did something similar at a Boy Scout meeting.
The 10:15 mark is about as TFTC as it gets.
“do you speak english?”
“wanna have sex?”
Should’ve stopped after the second chick and kept it at a 50% success rate.
“Oh i thought that was your brother”
But did you jizz on her face though?
“In the US.. it’s uh.. Normal”
I like the odds on this one.