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Guy Wears Yoga Pants, Tricks Men Into Staring At His Ass, Confronts Them About It

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I understand the obsession with yoga pants. After all, they do showcase the female posterior in its second most natural form, falling short only to actual nudity. I, however, am not a huge fan.

No, I’m not some sort of lame jabroni who doesn’t like to stare at girls’ asses so intently that I can tell you what they had for dinner last night. Of course I do–I’m just not allowed to. I have a girlfriend, you see, and that would just be completely disrespectful to her. Not because I’d be staring lustfully at other women, but because my girlfriend doesn’t have a butt, and I don’t want her to think I wish she did. My girlfriend doesn’t have any body parts, actually, considering she’s made up, but I’m incredibly committed to the relationship, so I stay faithful. Take notes, men: that’s how you treat a lady.

Anyway, most men love yoga pants, and they take every opportunity to stare at the tushes of every girl wearing them…and apparently every guy, too.

Dat ass doe.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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