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Guy’s Dick Gets Stuck Inside Chick During Sex In The Ocean

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Earlier in the week, an Italian couple decided to get their freak on at a beach in Porto San Giorgio. They made their way into the Adriatic Sea and proceeded to do the nasty. There was one problem, though: the guy couldn’t pull out even if he wanted to.

Yes, this dude’s dick was lodged in her, and it had no intentions of leaving. The two eventually caught the attention of a woman walking along the beach, and she covered them up with a towel after they made it back to shore.

Immediately, there are so many wonderful questions that pop into my head. What position were they in? Would be tough sledding shimmying your way back to land doggy style. How did they go about explaining the situation to a complete stranger who was just trying to enjoy a relaxing stroll down the beach? And, of course, what the…how the…this is possible? Guy has to have a fish hook of a dick, right?

The inseparable pair was taken to the emergency room where an injection, usually given to dilate the uterus for pregnant women, was given to finally detach the couple.

I like to imagine it all went down similar to this in the hospital:

[via The Local]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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