At least the Chinese got one thing right about our culture.
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I thought all Asians went to Ballsohard university?
Nahh, they all go to Duke.
I thought baseball would be our number 1.
^Nah, definitely football.
fooseball for sure
Personally I would have gone with either bowling or synchronized swimming. But maybe that’s just the real fraternity man in me
it’s fuckin FOOTBALL
Damn bro you’re from Columbia?! You must do so much blow!
Fought the Spanish-American War himself and showed the world the US wasn’t fuckin’ around anymore, which is ballsy as fuck. But first president to suggest universal health care. NF.
Theodore Roosevelt was a horrible, liberal president. He started the Progressive Party. Tough bastard though.
The only man ever awarded a Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He conquered war and peace.
^no shit teddy
Having a big stick. TFM.
You do realize the country is “Colombia,” and he’s from Washington DC?
Although Teddy was a dirty lib, you gotta give him credit for building the Great White Fleet and making them sail around the world just to show America’s dominance.
America’s national park system is pretty frat.
The most accurate statement in that conversation is Liu Yin’s remark that it is impossible to beat Americans.
I’m having a hard time believing that Liu Yin can actually see
Having our own beer and not the letting them play. RFM.
Liu Yin: Too bad your wiener is so small. Otherwise I would put it in my mouth.
They put extra U’s in our words, I thought this was America
They probably based American Fact #38 solely off of “Basketball” by Bow Wow. “Werr, it sound rike basketbar is their favorite sport”
Is TKEpledge autistic?
Anyone who knows that song has to see this:
^^first thing that came to mind