At least the Chinese got one thing right about our culture.
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I thought all Asians went to Ballsohard university?
Nahh, they all go to Duke.
I thought baseball would be our number 1.
^Nah, definitely football.
fooseball for sure
Personally I would have gone with either bowling or synchronized swimming. But maybe that’s just the real fraternity man in me
it’s fuckin FOOTBALL
They put extra U’s in our words, I thought this was America
Damn bro you’re from Columbia?! You must do so much blow!
The only man ever awarded a Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He conquered war and peace.
Theodore Roosevelt was a horrible, liberal president. He started the Progressive Party. Tough bastard though.
Fought the Spanish-American War himself and showed the world the US wasn’t fuckin’ around anymore, which is ballsy as fuck. But first president to suggest universal health care. NF.
^no shit teddy
Although Teddy was a dirty lib, you gotta give him credit for building the Great White Fleet and making them sail around the world just to show America’s dominance.
Having a big stick. TFM.
You do realize the country is “Colombia,” and he’s from Washington DC?
America’s national park system is pretty frat.
Drinking their beer and still beating them. RFM
I’m having a hard time believing that Liu Yin can actually see
They probably based American Fact #38 solely off of “Basketball” by Bow Wow. “Werr, it sound rike basketbar is their favorite sport”
Anyone who knows that song has to see this:
Is TKEpledge autistic?
^^first thing that came to mind
The most accurate statement in that conversation is Liu Yin’s remark that it is impossible to beat Americans.
Having our own beer and not the letting them play. RFM.