At least the Chinese got one thing right about our culture.
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I thought all Asians went to Ballsohard university?
Nahh, they all go to Duke.
I thought baseball would be our number 1.
^Nah, definitely football.
it’s fuckin FOOTBALL
fooseball for sure
Personally I would have gone with either bowling or synchronized swimming. But maybe that’s just the real fraternity man in me
The most accurate statement in that conversation is Liu Yin’s remark that it is impossible to beat Americans.
Damn bro you’re from Columbia?! You must do so much blow!
Theodore Roosevelt was a horrible, liberal president. He started the Progressive Party. Tough bastard though.
Fought the Spanish-American War himself and showed the world the US wasn’t fuckin’ around anymore, which is ballsy as fuck. But first president to suggest universal health care. NF.
The only man ever awarded a Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He conquered war and peace.
^no shit teddy
Having a big stick. TFM.
Although Teddy was a dirty lib, you gotta give him credit for building the Great White Fleet and making them sail around the world just to show America’s dominance.
You do realize the country is “Colombia,” and he’s from Washington DC?
America’s national park system is pretty frat.
Having our own beer and not the letting them play. RFM.
Liu Yin: Too bad your wiener is so small. Otherwise I would put it in my mouth.
They put extra U’s in our words, I thought this was America
I’m having a hard time believing that Liu Yin can actually see
Don’t worry Liu Yin, you guys still have cup stacking