“Never fuck a hooker, unless you plan to pay whatever she’s asking.” – A wise man, sometime far in the past. Also, Warren Sapp last month.
When you lead two hookers back to your room to bang, things can get out of hand. In most cases, this is usually just some excessive creativity with a bottle of bacon-flavored lube or maybe an attempted gymnastic feat that doesn’t quite stick the landing. Occasionally, though, you have an experience like Warren Sapp — now former NFL network commentator — had on Super Bowl weekend. That weekend, Tom Brady wasn’t the only one involved in a scandal concerning his balls.
In details released this week from police in the case, Sapp reportedly found out the two women were dancers on the Vegas strip and brought them back to his room. It’s a bold move, but I’m assuming he knew what he was getting into with the prostitution part of it. Apparently, the 23-year-old in the pair gave him a blow job while the other girl, 34, hid in the bathroom until Sapp argued over prices with her. Never argue over prices with a hooker. That hasn’t ended well for anyone in history, and I imagine it never will.
Eventually, security was called, police got involved, and Sapp was charged with assault and soliciting prostitution. Luckily, he has a cell phone video of his BJ to back up his side of the story (or to keep him company on those lonely nights in prison down the road). Seriously, though, for a Hall of Fame defensive tackle, you would think he’d be better at going down for a cheap shot..
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