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Harvard To Host “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide To BDSM In The College Dorm Room” Event

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It’s important to educate your students on the basics of proper sex. Always wear a condom. Remember to take birth control. Ensure both parties are consenting. Be careful not to get hot wax in your urethra. Don’t let the hamster wander too far. You know, just basic stuff.

To whip their students into peak sexual performers, Harvard is hosting an event this Sunday called “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide To BDSM In The College Dorm Room.”

According to The College Fix, the workshop is part of the annual Harvard University “Sex Week” and teaches students how to navigate sex involving bondage and sadomasochism in the dorms:

The description of the “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide to BDSM in the College Dorm Room” event, set for Nov. 15, asks on its Facebook page: “Want to get kinky in the bedroom but don’t know how to bring it up? Disappointed by Fifty Shades of Grey but not sure what BDSM is really all about? Join us for a discussion on what it’s like to be part of the BDSM scene, as well as some cool demonstrations with whips, floggers, and more!”

But there are all kinds of activities scheduled for “Sex Week.” Take a look at some more:

Additional Sex Week sessions are slated to focus on masturbation, sex and religion, consent, feminist porn, sex letter writing, sex toys, “Decolonizing Desire,” and other topics.

I have no idea what “Decolonizing Desire” means, but if it requires putting an end to colonial costume role-play, then I am firmly against it.

Overall, this is a great thing for Harvard dudes. You guys are blessed, to be honest. Your own university is filling its female population’s heads with all kinds of sexy ideas that they’ll be aching to try out. Oblige them.

[via The College Fix]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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