Having a great hospital story. TFM.
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“There I am, ass hole burning, and my pledge bro is there, both of our thumbs just covered in shit (lucky for him he was last in line if you know what I mean). Then the doctor walks in and just calls it man, he didn’t even ask us. He goes, “You boys in a fraternity called PIKE?” It was crazy how he knew! But yeah, my ass hurt, my thumb stunk, everything was just a good laugh other than the doctor insisting that he would never perscribe me the Rohypnol I told him I needed to sleep through the pain, because he “knew us PIKE’s,” whatever that meant. Regardless, classic hospital trip!”