One day I hope to have the opportunity to afford luxurious toys such as a McLaren P1. I’m a long way off from that dream, unfortunately. I’m paid with Bacon’s empties and Dorn’s dryer lint, neither of which has much of a market. I was told they keep the actual cash for the “important people”. Jackasses.
Sorry, I’m getting off topic.
Some idiot crashed his new McLaren P1 yesterday in Dallas. Depressed may be an understatement for this extravagant fellow. He reportedly bought the car the day before he wrecked the fuck out of it. Considering the price of a 2014 McLaren P1 is around $1.15 million, that’s a lot of fucks to wreck out of that newly formed pile of scrap.
Instagram user “davesplace” came across the accident and posted pictures of the carnage on his account.
That owner must have so much sad right now.
As you all go into Thanksgiving remembering everything you’re thankful for in life, be sure to remind yourself that you’re not the rich fuck who crashed his $1.15 million car the day after he bought it. That alone can brighten your year (and make you feel poor). .
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