So I’m not really sure what yeast is. All I basically know about yeast is that it’s a gross word and it’s used to make bread and I think beer? Also, I know that sometimes vaginas get yeasty. But also it’s not a desirable trait of your vagina to have an abundance of yeast because there’s a thing called a yeast infection that sounds disgusting and you take medicine or rub ointment or some shit down there to clear it up. So that tells me vagina yeast is nasty and sounds like it probably smells funky and you want to avoid a yeasty vagina if possible.
Maybe vagina yeast and the yeast used to make bread are similar substances? It seems that way since possibly unstable Twitter feminist @stavvers is currently making bread with the following ingredients:
• 1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of plain flour
• 1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water
• as much vaginal yeast as she could scrape off her dildo after inserting it inside her
lmao I love how the media (and men generally) just cannot conceptualise the #cuntsourdough project as not being some big feminist statement.
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) November 24, 2015
I’m not particularly concerned with any kind of statement to be derived from this. I think I speak for most people when I say I’m more just grossed out that you’re cooking up some sourdough bread using the excretion from your infected genitals. You know?
Stavvers is documenting the entire vomit-inducing process, one she has named #cuntsourdough, in a blog that no one asked for that she created on Monday. In her blog post, she explains how the idea came to her. Warning: it’s fucking vile.
It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush. Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself “maybe I could make bread with that”. And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway” and then a “fuck, would that even work?” and then I got curious and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.
The term “thrush” was unfamiliar to me, as I’m sure it is to some of you. Here’s the urban dictionary definition:
And that last line once more: “I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”
The blog is really long and I’m not reading any more because I have a bitch ass stomach and I will straight lose my breakfast all over my keyboard if I keep going. She does include some disgusted, yet appropriate responses from people on Twitter. A few are below.
.@stavvers I think you're confusing mental illness with feminism.
— The Web's Sam Grady (@TheSamGrady) November 23, 2015
You dirty dirty bitch go lob yourself into the Atlantic please. https://t.co/qbDcTQGAZu
— Smithy (@_KrisSmith) November 23, 2015
I just threw out the entire loaf of sourdough bread I bought today bc I can't eat it w/o thinking of that girl eating her yeast infection
— sad dad (@asvpkitten_) November 23, 2015
I think we’ve found the least desirable woman on the face of the planet..
[via Another Angry Woman]
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