This video came across my Facebook newsfeed a little while ago. It was posted by an Alabama fan doing a little pre-Iron Bowl shit talking. Personally, I don’t have a dog in that fight, as my own team plays a game so huge this Saturday that the rest of college football is pretty much irrelevant in my eyes. The video was too good not to post though, because it strikes me as one of the most Auburn things ever. I don’t mean that in terms of the school, its students, or alumni, but it does seem like a disturbingly accurate representation of their droves of t-shirt fans who buy formal wear and charcoal in the same trip to Wal-Mart. Just watch.
That video is pure white trash perfection. She dips the lizard in ketchup, and washes it down with a Mountain Dew. Replace that lizard with some ham and you probably have her Christmas dinner. Then she finishes off with a “War Eagle” as yokels off screen hoot and howl. Do they not have cable in that town? Good God.