An Australian couple, who paid a visit to what appears to be some sort of emu ranch, could do nothing but watch as one of the big, goofy birds had his way with their backpack.
OHHH NOOOHHRR KAAAHREN OOOH NOOOOHHRRR! He got eemyoo semen on his camera bag!
I don't blame the emu. That JanSport is a hottie.