Hey Nerds, Virtual Reality Porn Is Here To Teach You How To Make Love

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Science continues to astound me. Earlier this week, it broke that PornHub was releasing descriptive videos for visually impaired fans. Now, the appropriately named BaDoinkVR “Virtual Sextology” service is set to give the people what they really need. The service is set to educate shitty lays on how to be better at sex without ever touching a real vagina.

From Digital Spy:

The content has also been developed under the guidance of the marriage and family therapist Hernando Chaves, who told the Guardian: “People can experience insecurity and stresses of being sexual with other partners.

“Virtual reality can help them feel more empowered and confident so that when they are in real situations they can decrease anxiety to get an erection or have one that lasts longer.”

Todd Glider, CEO of BaDoinkVR, indicated that future scenes could tackle premature ejaculation, impotence and fear of intimacy, as well as focusing on sexual hang-ups women face, too.

It’s another great day to be alive. All of you nervous shooters are about to go from scrub to stud after a couple runs with some hot VR gash. Never again will you have to apologize for getting a load in her eyes because you’ll have the aim of a practiced marksman. Soon, everyone is going to be having real fleshy sex with everyone else with the same degree of skill. The world will be an orgy, and peace will come at last.

Either that, or people are just going to keep fucking air in goofy helmets, which makes the chase easier for the rest of us. There are already those who forego social contact for non-stop tugging, so at least the VR will be grand for them. A total lack of reproduction will mean that such weak genetics will be weeded out so we can start using virtual reality for more important shit. Anyone worth their salt knows that sexual prowess is achieved by going out and practicing on the real thing.

Once you’ve had a few swings, you’ll be railing gals out and getting a callback like a real winner. If that’s not in your current capabilities, then improve yourself as a person and it will be. Put down the headset, nerd, and go become a man.

[via Digital Spy]

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