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Hidden Video Shows Jim Harbaugh Murdering Nature, Desecrating Bo Schembechler’s Grave

Hidden Video Shows Jim Harbaugh Murdering Nature, Desecrating Grave

First, there was Pete Carroll’s ego.

Then, there was Jim Schwartz’s back.

Earlier this season, there was the referee he accosted as children watched.

Last week, there was that forsaken, stubborn headset (no wonder Brady Hoke hated those things).

And who could forget the time when he advocated the youth of America engage in sodomy when he famously said, “A good quarterback should put the knuckle of his index finger right on the center’s asshole”?

Entering this week’s “The Game” versus Ohio State, the evidence was already overwhelming: Jim Harbaugh is a destructive, dangerous menace to society.

However, it wasn’t until new hidden video footage emerged this week of the Maize And Blue Demigod violently murdering an innocent unborn piece of nature and then desecrating a grave that we realized the true depths of this man’s depravity.


From Bleacher Report:

As Michigan prepares for its showdown with Ohio State on Saturday, head coach Jim Harbaugh took the traditional Wolverines’ walk through Forest Hill Cemetery, where the greats are buried.

Harbaugh then smashed an actual buckeye in front of Bo Schembechler’s grave.

Kneel before your false God, Ann Arbor!

The man is a goddamn murdering psychopath in khakis, and he must be stopped immediately. Should you see him in public, please seek safety and then contact the proper authorities.

Regular Michigan and Ohio State battle in the Big Ten East this Saturday at noon.

[via Bleacher Report]

Image via Twitter/@chengelis

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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