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High School Kid Goes Yard And Flips His Bat Into Next Week

Not much feels better in sports than pissing on a baseball, and nothing is more awesomely disrespectful than watching it from the batter’s box as you flip the fuck out of your bat.

Annnnnnd he sends it to the first row. A souvenir for the pitcher’s girlfriend, who this kid will be fucking after the game.

Not his first time, either.

According to Deadspin, the flipper/girlfiend fucker is high schooler Dakota Limon. Hey wait this kid is from Austin. Austin High School, actually, which is a few miles from our office. Our boss man Madison is an AHS alum. We (Anderson HS – shouts to my Trojans) used to fuck up Austin High back when I was wearing spikes. Probably still are. First team all-district holler at your boy.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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