Congratulations seniors of Prior Lake High School in Minnesota, you’ve won this year’s unofficial senior prank competition. This was just fantastic. I’m not sure how many state championships the class of 2014 won, but let me assure you, this is way better.
An unknown number of Prior Lake students distributed the following letter to the homes of various senior class members prior to graduation, notifying them that before graduating the senior female students must pass a school district mandated vaginal inspection. The letter reads perfectly drab, like any other piece of school or government mail, except this one’s about vaginas, so lawlz.
Is it so wrong to want to make sure everyone is healthy before the school puts them out into the real world? Seems responsible, really. It also seems like something that would have been totally real in the 1920s.
The community reaction has been split. The school administration is upset and disappointed. The students mostly thought it was funny. Meanwhile the parents, half of whom are lying, did not find the stunt amusing. There’s actually a point in the newscast below, at the 1:06 mark, where the dad in the Iowa hoodie has to restrain every iota of his own amusement while speaking about the letter in front of his wife. He was so close to laughing.
The police are apparently “investigating” the incident, but that sounds like idle school threats to me. I’m sure all the Prior Lake area detectives are clamoring over the Vaginal Inspection Gang case.
The only thing really eyebrow raising about the letter is that apparently clitoral piercings are pretty big among suburban Minnesota teens. I sincerely hope that’s an actual trend up there.