High School Try Hards Charged With Paddling Middle Schoolers

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My inner monologue while reading this article: “Please don’t let this somehow be TFM inspired, please don’t mention TFM.” I’m just going to go ahead and blame Ben Affleck and his role in Dazed and Confused. When in doubt, blame Ben Affleck.

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Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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    Die Liberal Die

    Things like this happened all the time in highschool. It’s not being a “try-hard”, It’s actually a tradition at some schools and they go back as far as the the 70s.

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    duckdog

    That kid is FaF. Khakis, Blue Blazer, Pastel Polo shirt. Their High School even looks like a Frat Castle.

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