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I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It’s like a fuckin’ wild fireman’s hose – you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn’t get into your eyes or your mouth.
Who doesn’t love an unannounced golden shower
That’s exactly the sound I make when I ejaculate
Dorn does the same thing at playgrounds, without the costume.
And nobody questioned why there was a giant dong roaming around?
The article’s title is pretty specific about their unsuspecting nature.
This is sexist and misogynistic because there isn’t equal representation. Why no vagina? #VagSquirt
Bitching about made up female problems in America yet turning a blind eye to real female problems in the Middle East. TFeminsitM
Hey now, I have said over and over again that patriarch and toxic masculinity hurts men too!
If my humongous cock doesn’t make girls squirt then squirting is a scientific impossibility and isn’t real so ur wrong u red haired hippopotamus