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Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 10

Tinder can be a scary place.

anna

The only caveat is you have to help raise her half human/half horse child.

broc

This is a pretty smart business plan by ol’ Broc.

dylan

I assume the knife is because he likes to cook?

greek

Sorry, Turks.

dante

I wonder if Harambe and Dante’s mom ever HU…

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

isa

Comparing yourself to Dylann Roof and saying you’re a more fucked up human than him is an interesting move.

john

This guy is the straightest shooter on Tinder.

matt

You heard him, ladies: he’s going to wreck your vagina so bad you may or may not grow a penis.

naomi

That’s impressive.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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