Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 2

Tinder can be a scary place.

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Check out that over-contouring. You can tell she only looks this good because of makeup.

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This is just downright impressive.

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Nice try, stretch.

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What woman doesn’t love a man who’s into a little Shrek cosplay?

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I know where she’s gonna take you on your first date!!!

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I think these are Mitt’s sons who are on the mormon version of Rumspringa.

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Is she saying she’s taken, or she likes the movie Taken? You better swipe right just in case.

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How mysterious of him.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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